I finally got one of Boarderie’s Valentine’s Day boards and now I understand why people won’t stop talking about them. It’s romantic without being cheesy, surprisingly practical, and instantly makes any night feel special. But before you order one for Valentine’s Day (or a cozy night in), here are 3 things I wish I knew before getting one:
They Arrive Fully Assembled (Like, Completely)
Unlike most charcuterie situations that involve arranging, slicing, and stressing, Boarderie boards arrive fully styled on a reusable acacia wood tray. You literally open the box and you’re done. Perfect for date night, Galentine’s gatherings, or when you want something impressive with zero effort.
✅ Pros: No prep, no cleanup stress, no extra dishes.
❌ Cons: They’re extremely fresh, so if you’re not serving right away, you’ll need to refrigerate.
Feels Like a Luxe Night Out — Without Leaving Home
With Boarderie, you don’t need a reservation at a fancy restaurant to impress. The boards are curated with top-notch, artisan cheeses and premium meats from around the world. You could be settling for mass-produced cheeses, but once you try real artisan, it’s over, every bite feels indulgent. Beautifully arranged and elegantly packaged, it’s a Valentine’s Day experience that makes staying in feel just as special as a night out.
✅ Pros: Gourmet experience without leaving your home.
❌ Cons: You may never go back to boring cheese boards or crowded restaurants again.
Perfect for Last-Minute Procrastinators or Planners
Boarderie boards are basically a cheat code for Valentine’s Day. With free overnight shipping, you can order today and have a fully assembled, stunning board arrive tomorrow—no stress, no store runs. Prefer to plan ahead? You can also schedule delivery up to 365 days in advance, making it just as perfect for early planners as it is for last-minute gifters who need a win.
✅ Pros: Looks thoughtful, arrives fast, and takes zero effort.
❌ Cons: Limited-edition boards sell out quickly, so don’t wait too long.
Final Thoughts
Boarderie’s Valentine’s Day boards aren’t just beautiful — they’re practical, indulgent, and genuinely fun to experience. They turn a regular night into something special, feed real people, and require absolutely no effort. If you’re thinking about getting one for Valentine’s Day, don’t wait, the limited-edition boards sell out every year, and this is one splurge you won’t regret 💘